DO I SPEND IT?!
Lyrics by Roger Coghill
Verse 1
Cars, I love cars!
Cars are the stars.
Those Maseratis I adore ‘em!
Lamborghinis, can’t ignore ‘em.
Sometimes, though they look quite tinny
I even fancy a black Mini.
Chorus:
I must have them,
Yes I must
Do I spend it?
Don’t I just!
Verse 2:
Shoes I love shoes!
Better than booze!
Doctor Martins, Winklepickers,
Shoes to make girls wet their knickers,
Brothel creepers, brogues, and trainers
And blue suede shoes to entertain us.
Chorus:
Verse3:
Shirts, I love shirts!
Though the cost hurts.
Paisley, candystripes, and leather
In my wardrobe hang together.
Jermyn Street’s my favourite venue
If a shirt sale’s on the menu.
Chorus:
Verse 4:
Food, I love food!
Don’t think me rude!
But my greed makes me hasten
To Fortnum and Mason.,
The Ritz and Old Bond Street,
I’ll even eat horsemeat.
Coda:
I love spending, come what may.
I could spend and spend all day.