IF I HAD A QUID
Music and Lyrics by Roger Coghill
Verse 1:
If I had a quid for every time
I’ve driven down the Mall
And round the Hyde Park Corner
To dinner with my gal.
I’d be a Millionaire by now.
A millionaire by now.
Verse2:
If I had a quid for every time
The cabbies at Park Lane
Help me climb in their wagon
And back to Wapping Lane,
I’d be a millionaire by now.
A Millionaire by now.
Chorus:
Who cares! Its only money.
Who needs a wad to flash?
Yes somehow I feel miserable
Without my pile of cash.
Verse3:
If I had a quid for every time
I’ve bet a bob or two
And lost my best Ted Baker shirt
Gambling all night through,
I’d be a millionaire by now,
A millionaire by now.
Verse4:
If I had a quid for every girl
I’ve taken in the Park
And felt the sand of Rotten Row
So cooling in the dark,
I‘d be a millionaire by now,
I’d be a millionaire.
Chorus:
Who cares? It’s only money!
Who needs a wad to flash?
Yet somehow I feel miserable
Without my pile of cash.